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thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.
Oct 19, 2014 / 782 150 notas

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

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Oct 19, 2014 / 26 574 notas

Summertime Sadness
Oct 19, 2014 / 37 notas

Summertime Sadness

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Oct 19, 2014 / 109 948 notas

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Oct 19, 2014 / 22 184 notas

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El mejor motor del mundo es la vagina. Puede ponerse en marcha con un dedo. Se autolubrica. Admite pistones de cualquier tamaño. Y cambia su propio aceite cada cuatro semanas. Es una pena que el sistema de control sea tan jodidamente temperamental.
Publicado en 1912 por el ginecólogo austriaco el Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler (via fruta-y-menta)

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Oct 19, 2014 / 861 notas
ihategardenfruit:

shjtty:

my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake

A FEW BITES
Oct 19, 2014 / 229 142 notas

ihategardenfruit:

shjtty:

my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake

A FEW BITES

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villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING
Oct 19, 2014 / 644 753 notas

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

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Wise words. Brad Pitt about his WIFE:

"My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the mornings and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of a break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, she was poking her head, and stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get separated soon… But then I decided to act. After all I’ve got the MOST Beautiful Woman on earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her and to hug her. I began to shower her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised and pleased her every minute. I gave her a lot of gifts and lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became better. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she CAN love that much.

And then I realized one thing: the woman is the reflection of her man.

If you love her to the point of madness, she will become it.”

-Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt about his WIFE: (via legs-ll)
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revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

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Oct 19, 2014 / 96 549 notas

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fionagoodeinthehoode:

“I never really thought of myself in those terms. When you’re young, you just take your beauty for granted. Sometimes I think, f**k, I should have done that film!’ But it’s a passing thought. I played the parts I wanted to play. I do have regrets about films I shouldn’t have done, which took me away from my children. That’s the only real regret—time wasted” - Jessica Lange
Oct 19, 2014 / 456 notas

fionagoodeinthehoode:

“I never really thought of myself in those terms. When you’re young, you just take your beauty for granted. Sometimes I think, f**k, I should have done that film!’ But it’s a passing thought. I played the parts I wanted to play. I do have regrets about films I shouldn’t have done, which took me away from my children. That’s the only real regret—time wasted” - Jessica Lange

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